There is one in which two seekers travel to find a Zen teacher. The ask the old man,
'What is Zen?'
The teacher refuses to answer their question, as stated.
Instead, he replies, 'I would rather be torn to pieces than darken the mind of a single student.'
no no no!
The real Zen Master should say...
Zen is like a rocket-bicycle to the stars...driven by Mary Poppins and she is a wonderful kind lady full of laughter...and yes her stories might confuse you...but that is just because she is so Zenny and Mary Poppins-ish, so just trust trust her, and laugh with us!
hahahahahahahahah!!!!! hee hee hee hee hee!!!
lets go for a ride to the stars with Mary Poppins kids....liike Michael Jackson and Peter Pan!
and maybe you will be enlightened by a cockroach and NEVER FEEL PAIN EVER AGAIN!
Zen is...we love you deeply, and look deeply into those Sparking Eyes...that is Zen.
Zen is love, Zen is being robbed at gunpoint and LOVING it. Learn to love to be robbed, that is Zen.
Zen is about confusion, and running huge corporations and making millions a month, so much money its too confusing to count it.
Zen is about face-lifts and getting your teeth capped by Hollywood dentists....
That is the Zen of love-hate...you can't understand it...its so confusing, but come and join ouf family of love. It only costs $50,000 a year in voluntary donations to join our family...and we'll only kick you out and socially shun you if we feel like it!
and don't forget...Love is a Murderer! Get that divorce!
Katie also says that Nazi murderers throwing live babies into firepits are "God" too!
hee hee hee hee!
;-) kisses and hugs....
...it feels good to have joined this new lifeong family, doesn't it?
You can check out but you can never leave the sorcerer.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2009 09:10PM by The Anticult.