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Young: Remains of Ted Williams allegedly mistreated
by Bob Young - Oct. 6, 2009 07:02 PM
The Arizona Republic
Somewhere in the Alcor Life Extension Foundation's Scottsdale facility, there is a vessel with a red plaque identifying member A-1949 - or at least his cryonically frozen head.
The plaque reads:
Theodore Samuel Williams
First Life Cycle
30 Aug. 1918 to 5 Jul. 2002
A-1949
In his new book, "Frozen: My Journey into the World of Cryonics, Deception, and Death," Larry Johnson, a former employee of Alcor, alleges that the head of baseball's Hall of Famer has holes drilled in it, is cracked in 16 places from the freezing process and once was smashed with a monkey wrench by an Alcor employee.
And that was all after what Johnson describes as a horribly botched and unauthorized decapitation.
According to the book, Williams' head was placed upside down on an empty BumbleBee tuna can - used as a pedestal - as it was taken down to a temperature of minus-321 degrees Fahrenheit.
Of course, the tuna can - which evidently was left over from feeding a cat that roamed the place at the time - had frozen to the head.
Johnson writes that in the process of moving Williams' remains into the permanent storage vessel, an employee first tried to kick the can loose.
When that failed, he swung at it with the monkey wrench, missing the can and whacking Ted's head "dead center," spraying material across the room.
On his second swing, he hit the can and knocked it off - along with more pieces of Williams' remains.
Yeah, it's gruesome. It's despicable.
And evidently, nobody is willing to do a damned thing about it.
Alcor has denied the allegations, as it has denied previous allegations dating to 2003 made by Johnson in a Sports Illustrated interview.
But even if the allegations are true, there apparently is nothing that is being done, or can be done, about it.
We asked the Scottsdale police if they're looking into it.
Sgt. Mark Clark, a Scottsdale police spokesman, responded via e-mail: "That would fall under the state funeral authority. I don't know which agency would house that function."
That would be the Arizona Board of Funeral Directors and Embalmers, only it evidently doesn't have authority, either.
Rudy Thomas, executive director of the state's funeral board, said his agency has no jurisdiction because it has been determined that Alcor's activities fall under state and federal laws regarding "anatomical gifts" - such as the donation of one's body to science.
"Once someone signs the consent to donate, they're giving them the right to do whatever they want with the body," Thomas said.
If someone in the funeral or cremation business removed someone's head, much less whacked it with a wrench, he or she would be charged with a felony for mutilation of a body.
But apparently Alcor employees can play frozen-head kickball if they feel like it. According to Johnson's book, the company also pours body fluids and chemicals right down the drain.
Hey, if nobody is going to bother to investigate, why not? Williams, it seems, is frozen both literally and figuratively in some sort of cryonic legal limbo.
"The only way to deal with it is to have proper legislation," said Thomas, who has been arguing in support of cryonics regulation since the Williams story surfaced in 2002.
"The federal government has to get involved, or the state has to take the initiative and say, 'We're not going to let that happen here,' and protect the deceased and their loved ones.
"Everybody should die with dignity and respect, and I don't think that's what this is."
Teddy Ballgame might have been the greatest hitter of them all.
Who will step to the plate for him?