Has Anyone Ever Heard of Radiant Life Church in Sacramento
Date: May 24, 2007 01:44PM
this is in response to so many different, uh......questions...(I guess?).
First of all: My birth name is Erin "Shuneequa" Love. After the sex-change that my "discipler" highly recommended (of course due to my masculine facial structure and unnaturally hairy legs) I changed my name to Aaronius Paulus Maximus Love, the 17th (due to its high spiritual content). I go by Aaron Paul Love for tax reasons.
Second-ly: Leave Jared out of this.... He's more of a man than you are ever able to handle, AND he's a eunuch.
Third-ly: As far as my financial situation stands... I work hard for the money (c'mon, sing along). $8,231.17 was a great year in my book.
Quadly: The whole ring scenario started after the release of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (After all, our leader said it was a good movie). More specifically, the scene where Frodo and Gandalf were smoking the weedpipe (it was highly spiritual). I noticed that Frodo had a striking resemblance to a dream I once had with Jesus. Just kidding... I wear no rings (not even a wedding ring - tru dat!)
As a fifth notation: As for a coffee shop... hmmm.... Plantation? Noooo.... Maybe AM/PM coffee would do, we could stand outside looking for work since I am so broke. Besides, the quickiemart brew has a cultured taste to it that I love. Mmmm... cultured taste.... Straight out of Zimbabwe (i hear it is a blend).
Sixthethly: I am so glad that my deep insight has brought you to an enlightened state of nirvana as I have once been a newt. I got better...
Second of all: Did I ever pretend to be all spiritual on you? I mean, read what I have typed... does it really seem so spiritual? If thats spiritual than I must be like some sort of saint or something, maybe like a linebacker, or like a peter, or a mother teresa? I dunno, you tell me, I am so spiritual. And it feels so good... sing along now! [i:6d61e3de3d]And it feels so good...[/i:6d61e3de3d]
Note to self: Is my wife really that bony? I thought I was... you better watch out before I......Wait, I need to go to bed...anyone have any sleeping pills?
[/size:6d61e3de3d]Disclaimer: The above referenced post has been in response to silly questions. If you want to ask real, mature questions, please feel free.
To moderator: is it OK for me to post my email address so that we could further communicate?
Aaron Paul Love