Cloudwatcher Wrote:
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I am pissed that G man is twirling the Lw around and around with no end in
sight. Over and over and now we find that there are other deities besides God?
I bet he slaps his knee and laughs about what he can get these people
to believe.


Yep

Cloudwatcher Wrote:

> Yes, the beatdown. We know all about that now
> don't we. So glad it is not my life.

How would the people know they are loved without first being beaten?
Glad it is not my life.

Easter Egg Hunt in the spirit of TLWF:
Top ministries pretend to hide eggs. There really are no eggs--it's all a cruel sham. Eager, enthusiastic kids search in vain for eggs, eventually all coming back with empty baskets. They are then gathered together and solemnly informed that the Easter Bunny is very disappointed with them, and is so frustrated they should be worried about the possibility of ever being invited to another hunt.
(sorry for this downer post on what should be a joyous day)

The kids would also be told that the Easter bunny couldn't come because they hadn't created a pure enough atmosphere for Him. They would be told they needed to give their spirits to the Easter bunny and keep repenting until they had a revelation of Him. They need to repent until they break in their spirits.

Only the poor in spirit with have full Easter baskets.

And then marshmallows began to fall from the sky. And a voice from a helicopter said, "Don't eat the ones that fall on the ground." But the children couldn't hear him. And many children got sick and never recovered or joined in another Easter egg hunt.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/17/2017 03:07AM by lily rose.

Tmason Wrote:
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> Greetings again fellow children of the corn.
> Worshipers of Holly cabbage and organic carrots
>
> I see the spirited debate continues. I prefer a
> change of scenery;
>
> DEEP THOUGHTS......
>
> *I was just wondering........., could I recover
> any money for the hours and hours
> of child labor bailing hay, feeding cattle,
> working in the kitchen (ok, goofing
> off), working at the mine, abuse, picking mellons
> and hooking beans in the corn
> field, artificially insemenating cows, delivering
> calves and lambs.
> *I am broke as hell and maybe my back pay plus
> interest could add up after 35
> years.
> *Perhaps I should seek my piece of the kingdom
> pie.
> *No, I guess that would just be taking the money
> from some other innocent victim
> and using it for my own pleasure and
> gain.........
>
> *every time someone on the forum writes "GARY" it
> makes me laugh out loud thinking
> of Spongebobs pet snail (and Patricks second
> cousin) named GARY.........
>
> This has been deep thoughts.


I remember Easter at Shiloh hearing my name shouted on PA system to report for kitchen duty. Spent the previous day hooking beans. "Gary" reminds me of Gary Coleman from Different Strokes. A little man.

NickleandDimed:
"I remember Easter at Shiloh hearing my name shouted on PA system to report for kitchen duty. Spent the previous day hooking beans."

It would have been amusing if someone shouted a ministries' name on the PA system to report for kitchen duty, knowing full well they would never stoop to such menial labor. A definite one-way ticket to Shunnedville for this rebel.

changedagain Wrote:
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>
> It would have been amusing if someone shouted a
> ministries' name on the PA system to report for
> kitchen duty, knowing full well they would never
> stoop to such menial labor.


That sounds like something I might have done.

Shouted over the PA system:
(VIP Ministry Name) REPORT FOR KITCHEN DUTY NOW!
YOU ARE ALREADY 10 MINUTES LATE!!
YOU ARE SUCH AN A**HOLE!!
HURRY UP!!!

“Lord, Circumcise My Heart!”

Posted on April 17, 2017
by Silas Esteves

[www.churchofthelivingwordniteroi.org]

(Hasn't there been enough bloodshed already?)

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"Christ’s Resurrection: The Foundation Of Our Faith"

Posted on April 17, 2017
by Silas Esteves

[www.churchofthelivingwordniteroi.org]

(Does that include resurrection from crucifixion by TLW leadership?)