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> Cult I am rolling on the floor after seeing your
> latest poster, ‘Hey Kids Cults can be fun’. Ha ha
> ha.
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>
> Famous Chris Butler quotes, maybe you can use them
> for your online guru service:
>
> “ You are all demons, you are just like f###king
> ISCON, Your all condemned!!!”
>
> “I am not condemning you, you are condemning
> g yourself.”
>
> “My Godbrothers in Iskcon are clumps of dog
> stool.”
>
> “ If I don’t want to answer you, you are at fault
> not me.”
>
> “If you don’t know you are not supposed to know.”
>
> “Tell that a-hole the only way he can come to a
> gathering is if he pays 100 dollars each time.”
>
> “Tell a-hole I changed my mind, he has to pay
> 1,000 dollars every gathering he comes to.”
>
> “As soon as you realize you have nothing to offer
> me and you don’t know anything maybe then I can
> teach you something.”
>
> “It is your fault, the guru is faultless.”
>
> “My disciples make me sick.”
>
> “You would think with 25 kitchen servants and 35
> preparations a day, spending over a hundred
> dollars a meal, you a##holes could make something
> good to eat. Instead I have to go to a Chinese
> restaurant to get a bite to eat. A-holes!!!”
>
> “You fool don’t say the metal detectors are to
> detect guns, say they are to detect beeper
> watches, you know what a great offense it is to
> wear one near me. Oh I am so irritated by that
> sound!!!”
>
> “Damn it keep your gun in your bead bag. That’s
> what it is for idiot!! You probably thought you
> were supposed to keep beads in that bag. Fool!!! I
> have to teach you guys everything!!!”
>
> “WTF is a##hole doing here, tell him to get the
> f##k out of here.”
>
> “Tell J--- I don’t want to see his face, but
> because I have to talk to him and deal with him,
> he can wear a bag over his head, then I don’t have
> to see his face.”
>
> “I am more humble than anyone, even my own guru.”
>
> “Damn bogus guru! They all have guruitis.”
>
> “My disciples all have guruitis too!!!”
>
>
> “My disciples are all f###king neophytes.”
>
> “Everyone has guruitis but me and VD.”
>
> “Insulting VD is worse than insulting me you
> idiot.”
>
> “Are those a-holes still running that store in
> Lahaina, why don’t they give it to DTE, a-holes---
> and they call themselves my disciples make all
> kinds of money while their kids skate and surf,
> a-holes, they should give it to me.”
>
> “WTF!!!!.. you guys have been working on getting
> this house together for 6 weeks now. You expect me
> to live here after you shit all over it??? You
> missed a space there dumb shit, cover it with tin
> foil so I can live here in peace. Straighten out
> your germ mask idiot.”
>
> “Tell Sankirtan das to stay out of my house, he
> has dirt between his toes.”
>
> “Tell Wayne and Krishna das, WTF, I let them get
> into politics and now they act just like
> politicians!!!! They became politicians those
> buttheads!!”
>
> ‘ I let my disciples dress like karmis and
> materialist and now they act like karmis and
> materialists, a-holes.”
>
> “Call the head of personal service, everyone fast
> for 6 months, the milk in the refregerator is out
> of date. Call a meeting world wide. Tell the head
> of personal service to get her ass here right
> now!! WTF is this hair doing in my soup gaddamit.
> Tell everyone fast for a year, six months is too
> lenient. Tell the head of personal service not
> only must she fast from food and water she has to
> fast from sleep too!!!”
> Get that sh###t out of here, you call that
> prasadam, a-holes!!!” Everyone is fined 1,000
> dollars each.!!!”
>
> “ You spend a fuggen 100,000 dollars on this air
> machine and I still have to use an oxygen bottle,
> can’t you guys do anything right??”
>
> “What you expect me to breath common air??
> A-holes!!”
>
> “What? Just because you come here and clean my
> floor and wash my dishes, eat my toenails and
> drink my footwater you think you have the right to
> talk to me, write me a letter a-hole.”
>
> “The only person I can trust is VD.”
>
> “The guru is never attached to the opposite sex.”
>
> “Where is VD, I have not seen her in the last 10
> minutes.”
>
> “What you think I spend all my time with my wife
> because I am attached? A-hole this is pure
> devotional service, me and VD will serve together
> in the spiritual world too you envious snake!!”
>
>
> The pure devotee is peaceful and does not need
> anything or anyones service, he has Krsna.”
>
> The pure devotee is self satisfied, always
> peaceful and never troubled by the duality of the
> world.”
>
> “The servant of Krishna has no enemies.”
>
> “What is that A-hole doing here, I told him get
> the hell out of Hawaii and go back to New
> Zealand.”
>
> “Ok you can take off the bag now, I think you
> learned your lesson.”
> :) :) :) :) :shock: :shock: :shock:
> : :shock:
Good Lord. And let's not forget Chris Butler's rantings about AIDS and "faggots," either.
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