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Blue Pill
The 18th bulb changer will now take to the stand and declare that the 17th bulb changer is simply trying to look good by dazzling the coachlings with their own impossible vision.
No 18 goes on to share with the group that he in fact, was once a light bulb changer for Microsoft Corporation and was fired for premature light bulb changing contrary to corporate policy. The seminar leader interjecting at this point, pointing out that neither the Microsoft Light Bulb changing policy was wrong, nor that no 18 was wrong. The leader then suggests that the former Light Bulb changer should complete with the Light Bulb changer supervisor.
The light bulb changing completion phone call is accompanied by tears, whoops and a whole lot of hollering and group hugs. No 18's horrific light bulb changing nightmare has now been resolved...........Thank the Lord. (aheem thats Landmark Education if you were still confused who that was)
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Blue Pill
The 18th bulb changer will now take to the stand and declare that the 17th bulb changer is simply trying to look good by dazzling the coachlings with their own impossible vision.
No 18 goes on to share with the group that he in fact, was once a light bulb changer for Microsoft Corporation and was fired for premature light bulb changing contrary to corporate policy. The seminar leader interjecting at this point, pointing out that neither the Microsoft Light Bulb changing policy was wrong, nor that no 18 was wrong. The leader then suggests that the former Light Bulb changer should complete with the Light Bulb changer supervisor.
The light bulb changing completion phone call is accompanied by tears, whoops and a whole lot of hollering and group hugs. No 18's horrific light bulb changing nightmare has now been resolved...........Thank the Lord. (aheem thats Landmark Education if you were still confused who that was)
Then, in walks the necessary [b:e7e2ab3b4d]19th light bulb changer[/b:e7e2ab3b4d] to announce that the homework party has been a joke so far, the rehearsal was a total trainwreck, the entire team of bulb technicians are ALL ASSHOLES, and need to redo the entire rehearsal before anyone gets to bed that night, and they damn well better stop whining about the electrical shocks from the multiple attempts to screw that light bulb into the wrong socket!
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Zorro
Then the 22nd light bulb changer announces to the group that there is this LE vision called "Light Bulb 2020" where by all light bulbs around the world will be "transformed" by the year 2020 and that everyone must go out and recruit people to become LE Light Bulb changers in order to bring "transformation" to all light bulbs.
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Zorro
Then the 22nd light bulb changer announces to the group that there is this LE vision called "Light Bulb 2020" where by all light bulbs around the world will be "transformed" by the year 2020 and that everyone must go out and recruit people to become LE Light Bulb changers in order to bring "transformation" to all light bulbs.
Although they will change no light bulbs nor supply any light bulbs, they will announce their intent to increase "Light Bulb Awareness."