A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Date: October 12, 2007 12:47AM
Back to the Light Bulb changing forum.............
3AM in the morning, in some city somewhere. Everyone else is either sleeping, getting laid or generally getting on with “normal” human activity
#35 Takes to the stand with mild trepidation, sweat glistening oh his forehead.
LBCFL "YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH THE GROUP"
#35 "Well yes"
#35 "Ummm yes, well……… I was just thinking that we have now been talking about changing this light bulb for 6 hours now"
LBCFL "YES, AND!!!!!!!!"
#35 "Well, yes um, well I just thought. like maybe, well......um, I might be just easier for one of the group, um, if its like, OK with the whole group ethic thing. (Pausing to mop his brow) for us to like, choose someone to actually change the light bulb, um, instead of just, um......talking about doing it"
LBCFL - Dramatic Pause. Brushes his trousers. Looks at audience for added drama. "Soooo, its that simple is it #35, YOU DARE, to stand there and spout out this personal agenda, this OPINION!!!! founded on what I ask!!!!!! You are a selfish, evil MONSTER, perverting the group with your "Oh, lets not talk about things , lets just do something" SACRILEGE!!!!! . You make me want to PUKE!!!!!!! (Over the top” throwing up” mime for added effect)
#35 – “Im so sorry, I only meant to………help……um…..no please DON’T!!!!!”
LBCFL – “This Education organisation does not tolerate individual opinions # 35” Leans to his left and pulls a strange lever on his director’s chair.
A trapdoor under #35 suddenly opens and #35 disappears from the scene. “Aggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!”
The drapes behind the leader slowly begin to part, revealing a large video screen. #35 is seen to fall into a large swimming pool, infested with Sharks who proceed to rip #35 into a bloody, flaccid carcass.
The drapes slowly close again.
LBCFL – “So…..any other contributions anyone?”