A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: ON2 LF ()
Date: October 09, 2007 06:26AM

let's not forget number 15 bulb changer, who has to [i:7d80f74ca8]create[/i:7d80f74ca8] a whole new socket for this new light bulb because the old socket is just a too small and opressive place to be.

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: Blue Pill ()
Date: October 09, 2007 06:37AM

Oh my, what have I started here. :D Lets shoot for a 100.

No 16.

To declare that he has observed that the failed light bulb's act was to impersonate a light bulb with far greater potential and to make other light bulbs wrong for lasting longer. He advises the new light bulb to create the possibility of a transformed light bulb experience, being fulfilled in its new way of being by converting electrical energy into light energy with passion, integrity and excellence.

Next batter up............

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: ON2 LF ()
Date: October 09, 2007 06:56AM

this is where you need the [b:9e867d7400]17th[/b:9e867d7400] bulb changer to coach the other 16 changers (coachlings) to magically visualize this dim bulb of 40 watts, being instantly transformed into a bright and dazzling LED bulb :idea: (minus the 'D').

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: Blue Pill ()
Date: October 09, 2007 07:59AM

The 18th bulb changer will now take to the stand and declare that the 17th bulb changer is simply trying to look good by dazzling the coachlings with their own impossible vision.

No 18 goes on to share with the group that he in fact, was once a light bulb changer for Microsoft Corporation and was fired for premature light bulb changing contrary to corporate policy. The seminar leader interjecting at this point, pointing out that neither the Microsoft Light Bulb changing policy was wrong, nor that no 18 was wrong. The leader then suggests that the former Light Bulb changer should complete with the Light Bulb changer supervisor.

The light bulb changing completion phone call is accompanied by tears, whoops and a whole lot of hollering and group hugs. No 18's horrific light bulb changing nightmare has now been resolved...........Thank the Lord. (aheem thats Landmark Education if you were still confused who that was)

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: ON2 LF ()
Date: October 09, 2007 09:31AM

Quote
Blue Pill
The 18th bulb changer will now take to the stand and declare that the 17th bulb changer is simply trying to look good by dazzling the coachlings with their own impossible vision.

No 18 goes on to share with the group that he in fact, was once a light bulb changer for Microsoft Corporation and was fired for premature light bulb changing contrary to corporate policy. The seminar leader interjecting at this point, pointing out that neither the Microsoft Light Bulb changing policy was wrong, nor that no 18 was wrong. The leader then suggests that the former Light Bulb changer should complete with the Light Bulb changer supervisor.

The light bulb changing completion phone call is accompanied by tears, whoops and a whole lot of hollering and group hugs. No 18's horrific light bulb changing nightmare has now been resolved...........Thank the Lord. (aheem thats Landmark Education if you were still confused who that was)

Then, in walks the necessary [b:c7e21e6889]19th light bulb changer[/b:c7e21e6889] to announce that the homework party has been a joke so far, the rehearsal was a total trainwreck, the entire team of bulb technicians are ALL ASSHOLES, and need to redo the entire rehearsal before anyone gets to bed that night, and they damn well better stop whining about the electrical shocks from the multiple attempts to screw that light bulb into the wrong socket!

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: Vic-Luc ()
Date: October 09, 2007 10:23AM

Quote
ON2 LF
Quote
Blue Pill
The 18th bulb changer will now take to the stand and declare that the 17th bulb changer is simply trying to look good by dazzling the coachlings with their own impossible vision.

No 18 goes on to share with the group that he in fact, was once a light bulb changer for Microsoft Corporation and was fired for premature light bulb changing contrary to corporate policy. The seminar leader interjecting at this point, pointing out that neither the Microsoft Light Bulb changing policy was wrong, nor that no 18 was wrong. The leader then suggests that the former Light Bulb changer should complete with the Light Bulb changer supervisor.

The light bulb changing completion phone call is accompanied by tears, whoops and a whole lot of hollering and group hugs. No 18's horrific light bulb changing nightmare has now been resolved...........Thank the Lord. (aheem thats Landmark Education if you were still confused who that was)

Then, in walks the necessary [b:e7e2ab3b4d]19th light bulb changer[/b:e7e2ab3b4d] to announce that the homework party has been a joke so far, the rehearsal was a total trainwreck, the entire team of bulb technicians are ALL ASSHOLES, and need to redo the entire rehearsal before anyone gets to bed that night, and they damn well better stop whining about the electrical shocks from the multiple attempts to screw that light bulb into the wrong socket!

Then there's the 20th, an LE paid team of psych researchers who point out the bulb never worked and are brushed aside quickly....

...and the 21st bulb-changer who was electrocuted due to LE's "faulty wiring," but it was the 21st's responsibility to know these things happen and his fault alone.

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: Zorro ()
Date: October 09, 2007 10:42AM

Then the 22nd light bulb changer announces to the group that there is this LE vision called "Light Bulb 2020" where by all light bulbs around the world will be "transformed" by the year 2020 and that everyone must go out and recruit people to become LE Light Bulb changers in order to bring "transformation" to all light bulbs.

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: Vic-Luc ()
Date: October 09, 2007 11:03AM

Quote
Zorro
Then the 22nd light bulb changer announces to the group that there is this LE vision called "Light Bulb 2020" where by all light bulbs around the world will be "transformed" by the year 2020 and that everyone must go out and recruit people to become LE Light Bulb changers in order to bring "transformation" to all light bulbs.

Although they will change no light bulbs nor supply any light bulbs, they will announce their intent to increase "Light Bulb Awareness."

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: MartinH ()
Date: October 09, 2007 05:08PM

Quote
Vic-Luc
Quote
Zorro
Then the 22nd light bulb changer announces to the group that there is this LE vision called "Light Bulb 2020" where by all light bulbs around the world will be "transformed" by the year 2020 and that everyone must go out and recruit people to become LE Light Bulb changers in order to bring "transformation" to all light bulbs.

Although they will change no light bulbs nor supply any light bulbs, they will announce their intent to increase "Light Bulb Awareness."

if you get problems with your boss because you spend too much time on light bulbs, Landmark will teach you "to be" with that problems, e.g. being fired ...

A Landmark Joke to lighten the mood
Posted by: MartinH ()
Date: October 09, 2007 05:11PM

you spent most of your time on organizing light bulb home introductions and participated in many light bulb calls, your social life and your work performance declined
don't dare to call Landmark to complain, you are just running a racket ... you can experience from their sweetest side.

Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
This forum powered by Phorum.