@Koldin : thanks! I got it :)
@No Master : Very nice!Spiritual points
Here I got some new amazing stuffs from the Queen of Nonsense. I was recently talking about spiritual points, and I found that video :
2010-12-07 How to Get the Most Blessings + the full transcription
Ching Hai explain in detail the spiritual points system (really begins at 06:00) That's so incredible... lots of numbers and statistics.
And the best for the end :)[PDF] The Truth about Merits : How to Gain or Lose Them
You will know everything about how points are earned.
And this is now muuuuuch more complicated than in the first version (remember the Letter from Master
There are e few interesting points to notice :
¤ Lots of stufs are much more expensive than before. For exemple, when you think bad about someone, you lose 10.000 points when before you would have lost only 100 points. Crazy inflation! :)
¤ Cool, eating french baguette cost only 0,3 points. If I also eat a banana (-0,004) and I drink some orange juice squeezed by someone else (sic!) (-0,7), it makes me a vegan beakfast for only 1,004
points. Quite cheap actually! But right after that she says a raw vegan meal costs 10 points. So if I lost 10 points anyway, I can still eat 9 bananas and 9 french baguettes, it makes 9x0,3=2,7
, then 1,004+2,7+6,3=10,004
. Oh my! I'll have to restrain from eating the banana... I bet disciples will carry a calculator everywhere.
¤ When you are a drug dealer, you lose 1.000.000.000 points/year (ouch!). But at a retreat with the Master, you earn 250.000.000 points/hour (if you are well-concentrated, which suppose you do NOT use the drug you sell). If we consider you meditate 10 hours a day with the Master, after a 1 week retreat, you will earn 250.000.000x10x7=17.500.000.000 points... which means that you will be allowed to sell drugs during 17 years without being worried by Maya! I bet it will call forth new vocations among the disciples :D
¤ But if you don't like to sell drugs you can also kill 4 persons after or during each retreat (cost 4.000.000 points/each). I bet you get no point when you kill the master.
¤ When meditating under the sun, you will get much more points (the trick Ching Hai found to justify her tanned skin, so that disciples don't know the was on hollidays at Monaco all the summer instead of saving the world...). I bet Ching Hai will soon sell tons of blessed sun cream.
¤ A small contradiction : If you are a non-vegan having a sunbath, you earn 100.000/hour (great, I got some!). If you are a vegan sunbather you earn 6.000.000 points/hour (cheater! that's not fair!). If you are a vegan meditating under the sun, you only earn 5.000.000 points/hour... I don't get it... so you lose 1.000.000 points because you meditate? An other contradiction : a farmer working at the peak hours in the sun will earn 2.000.000 points/hour, but "less if he is not vegan"... which meand that if he IS vegan, he earns only 2.000.000 points for working when a stupid lazy vegan sunbather will earn 6.000.000 without doing a shit! Really unfair.
¤ Nothing about sex and excreting anymore. I bet this time the communication team used their veto ;)
¤ Earning points by meditating or doing useless spiritual stufs like vegan sunbathing is much easier than earning points doing hard stufs like raising one adopted child or owning an hospital. Unfair.
¤ If Master look at you, you'll get 5.000 to 30.000 points, lucky bastard, while Master will lose 500 points. And if she looks at through a meditation hall to everyone, she loses 200.000 points/minute! Poor beloved heroic benevolent selfless loving Master!
¤ Master is f***ing awesome, when she meditate, she earns 60.000.000 points/hours, while we only earn 100.000. How losers we are! I can't wait for the 5th level!!! I wish I had a perfect DNA & totally-opened-chakras body like master
She explained all these bullshit in a private lecture for the SMTV Team
Of course, you'll not find it on YouTube because she sells the DVD
(on smchbooks.com) :
But if you don't want to buy it, don't worry, I got the links here :The Truth about Merits : How to Gain - How to Lose
(suprememastertv.com 7 July 2010) Part 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
At the begining of the part 5, a disciple ask a good (and apparently inconvenient) question :
Disciple : "Hi Master, how can merits be used or spent? Is it like money to get things to enjoy? What are ways we are spending or losing our merits? Thank you Master.
Master : "woaaaaa you want to spend your merits? I'll tell you how (stupid laugh) Anytime you want to loose your merits, you go outside, have fun [yeah, and why not dealing drugs?] or even go to a meat restaurant to eat something
W... W... What?!? :D Is she trying to demolish the foundation of her movement Be Veg Go Green Save the planet?
Poor crazy lady, not so old yet (61) but already senile.
EDIT : actually she was probably jocking, but anyway it illustrate a phenomenon I observed many times on my friend (disciple) : meditation seems to be a way to bypass the rules, to get more power (and to be obliged to meditate more and more because of a guilty feeling causes by the loss of points). Temptation can be a good way to get disciples by the balls.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2011 11:23AM by Ocean_Of_Lies.