I just listened to Werner's "In the Heart of the Matter"

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And, achieved a state of 'oneness' and 'bliss' that no other experience has afforded.

Based on this experience, alone, I wish to honor our leader!!! Let's go, as they say.

corboy wrote:

More ideas.. Aids to devotion..sacramentals

Holy medals Absolutely -- can we digitally print these?

Votive candles. Can we digitally produce these? I have burned my share, and I know QUALITY!!!

And the Wernerian religion equivalent of the rosary .This is complex, because it must include repetitions of his MANY names/aliases, but we can work this out!


Joyful mysteries of Werner's life

Let's not F' around, let's go for Werner's "Stations of the Cross!"

Conception birth utters first word moment he got it when driving over the Golden Gate bridge etc

Here I think we can go really Catholic with wax replicas of his car crossing the BRIDGE, and the saint sitting therein."




. Sorrowful mysteries

Rejection by classmates
Ignored or deserted by parents
Adverse publicity Episodes 1,2,3.

Yes, absolutely, and, all of those doors shut in his face as he hawked encylopedias,

Certainly, we must honor his female consorts, the mothers of his abandoned and abused children, as they are especially holy.

Can we start TOMORROW????

Well, not everybody who follows him is Catholic. We'd better get someone in there chanting his name in Tibetan Deep Voice, accompanied by singing bowls, and may as well throw in someone playing a didgeridoo.

kdag,

Thank you for pointing out that our master is adored the world over. Please do what you can to facilitate ALL expressions of worship.

Wait a minute, S. Korea just checked in:

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Hahaha, we could make polyresin statues so people can rub his belly for good luck, or set him up by the cash register and put coins in his mouth...

We could designate W.E. Day, and make floats depicting him for the parade...

Yeah! That's the ticket!!! His birthday should be an international holiday!!!!!!



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Shouldn't there be some sort of "psychopathic oath" in there somewhere, as well? His disciples would take it. It just seems fitting, or at least it does to me.

I was under the impression that they already did 'take it', the psychopathic oath, that is.

No doubt, at elite levels there are secret handshakes, blood oaths, and branding ;-).

Love the idea of an international holiday.

This one isn't Werner Erhard, BUT an actual comedian. He has a bunch of videos out where he is poking fun at "New Age."

This is one of my personal favorites:

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Oh yeah - he has one on Tony Robbins, too

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A couple of late, greats, (Burt Reynolds, Jill Clayburgh), and it happens to be about Landmark:


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Hilarious! Thank you!

Remember those old public service warnings?

"This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs."

Here is the work of a brain on est/Landmark.

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