Sorry. Couldn't resist. :-)

[b:ac97b8586a]Taoism[/b:ac97b8586a] Crap happens.
[b:ac97b8586a]Confucianism[/b:ac97b8586a] Confucious say, "Crap Happens".
[b:ac97b8586a]Calvinism[/b:ac97b8586a] This crap is pre-ordained.
[b:ac97b8586a]Buddhism[/b:ac97b8586a] If crap happens, it really isn't crap.
[b:ac97b8586a]Jehovah's Witness[/b:ac97b8586a] Crap happens because you don't work hard enough.
[b:ac97b8586a]Seventh Day Adventist[/b:ac97b8586a] No crap on Saturdays.
[b:ac97b8586a]Zen[/b:ac97b8586a] What is the sound of crap happening?
[b:ac97b8586a]Hedonism[/b:ac97b8586a] There's nothing like a good crap happening.
[b:ac97b8586a]Hinduism [/b:ac97b8586a]This crap happened before.
[b:ac97b8586a]Mormonism [/b:ac97b8586a]This crap will help me grow.
[b:ac97b8586a]Islam [/b:ac97b8586a]If crap happens, it is the will of Allah.
[b:ac97b8586a]Moonies [/b:ac97b8586a]Only happy crap really happens.
[b:ac97b8586a]Stoicism [/b:ac97b8586a]This crap is good for me.
[b:ac97b8586a]Protestantism[/b:ac97b8586a] We don't take no crap from the Pope.
[b:ac97b8586a]Catholicism [/b:ac97b8586a]Crap happens because you are BAD.
[b:ac97b8586a]Hare Krishna[/b:ac97b8586a] Crap happens Rama Rama.
[b:ac97b8586a]Judaism[/b:ac97b8586a] Why does this crap always happen to US?
[b:ac97b8586a]Zoroastrianism [/b:ac97b8586a]Crap happens half the time.
[b:ac97b8586a]Christian Science[/b:ac97b8586a] Crap is all in your mind.
[b:ac97b8586a]Quaker [/b:ac97b8586a]We will continue calmly in spite of this crap.
[b:ac97b8586a]Environmentalism [/b:ac97b8586a]Recycle this crap.
[b:ac97b8586a]Existentialism [/b:ac97b8586a]What is crap anyway?
[b:ac97b8586a]Baha'i[/b:ac97b8586a] Crap happens, but let's not fight about it.
[b:ac97b8586a]Unitarianism [/b:ac97b8586a]We're all partly responsible for everyone's crap.
[b:ac97b8586a]Unity [/b:ac97b8586a]We're all in this crap together.
[b:ac97b8586a]Native American[/b:ac97b8586a] Crapping is part of living. Get used to it.
[b:ac97b8586a]Scientology [/b:ac97b8586a]We'll get rid of your crap for just $7,899.
[b:ac97b8586a]Est[/b:ac97b8586a] If you haven't "got it," you haven't got crap.
[b:ac97b8586a]Rastafarianism [/b:ac97b8586a]Let's smoke this crap.
[b:ac97b8586a]Remnant Fellowship/Weigh Down Workshop[/b:ac97b8586a] Don't eat one bite of crap past full or you'll go to hell

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[b:e69d47c15c]TheSecret[/b:e69d47c15c] If crap happens to you, you attracted it. :twisted:

I can see this having a life of its own ....

[b:d50b0f66fd]Landmark Education[/b:d50b0f66fd] We can sort out your crap for $700 and your entire weekend.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL everyone! HAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!! ... and how about...

[b:c3951cba02]The Secret[/b:c3951cba02]: You create your own crap.

[b:c3951cba02]LGAT Basic[/b:c3951cba02]: No crapping as you're not allowed to go the toilet.

[b:c3951cba02]LGAT Advanced[/b:c3951cba02]: I AM Crap!

[b:c3951cba02]Impact[/b:c3951cba02]: I Am Crapman!

[b:c3951cba02]Chinese Landmark[/b:c3951cba02]: "I am an asshole" (audience: crap, crap, crap)

[b:9554cfa40e]Tony Robbins[/b:9554cfa40e] You already have the crap within you!

[b:741117e296]Impact's T.I.T. Trainings:[/b:741117e296] Holy crap.

[b:f21889060c]Klemmer & Associates.[/b:f21889060c] Make your intestine clear + intestinal fortitude = a good healthy crap that is abundant.

Intention+Mechanism=Results. Brian Klemmers Million dollar formula.

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