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Rswinters
[b:35448cf861]Klemmer & Associates.[/b:35448cf861] Make your intestine clear + intestinal fortitude = a good healthy crap that is abundant.

Intention+Mechanism=Results. Brian Klemmers Million dollar formula.

Let me clean it up with a more smoother, and easy flowing equation.

[b:35448cf861]Make your Intestines clear + A Strong intestinal fortitudal push = A good healthy and abundant crap will appear.

LOL... That has a better flow to it...

Gotta have the best for Klemmer & Associates. None of that mediocre crap.... Pun intended....LOL
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LOL Rs!!!! Are you 'clear' now ?? LOL!!

Can't resist anothe one:

[b:cf1677fac1]Byron Katie[/b:cf1677fac1]


1. Is it crap?
2. Can you absolutely know that it's crap?
3. How do you react when you think that thought? Notice all the effects of thinking that thought.
4. Who would you be without that thought?

[b:dd20bee0b7]David R. Hawkins:[/b:dd20bee0b7] Using Applied Kinesiology, this crap must calibrate at over 990 in order for it to be able to calibrate other crap.

[b:80de59f0d6]Tony Robbins: [/b:80de59f0d6] Naturally cleanse your crap-hole with a Tony Robbin's Enema at his exclusive PlatinumCrap Fiji resort for only $30,000.00 USD if you crap today!!!!
Try a crap-acidity analysis with your certified Crap Coach.
(Crap Coach not included in advertised Crap Coach price) (toilet paper extra) (enema not included in enema package) (diarrhea from crappy toxic Robbins Green supplements made in China by children and/or food-sleep-deprivation not considered enema)

[b:80de59f0d6]Richard Bandler (NLP co-founder)[/b:80de59f0d6] ...involves a hooker...don't ask...

[b:80de59f0d6]UNITY [/b:80de59f0d6] You can crap loaves/fishes and $100 bills if you Believe you can.

[b:80de59f0d6]est[/b:80de59f0d6] No crapping allowed.

[b:80de59f0d6]David Allen GTD[/b:80de59f0d6] @Crapping context -send 2 minute email Prayer of Worship and 1 million dollar monthly "gift" to living Christ-Godman-Guru-hunk-of-crap JOHN-ROGER.

[b:80de59f0d6]Royal Way[/b:80de59f0d6] Michael Gottlieb's crap is Sacred and Secret...begin DOS crapattack...

Okay, so this [b:9bcd1fc904]Crap [/b:9bcd1fc904]analogy can be applied to most things. Let's just not forget that our [b:9bcd1fc904]crap[/b:9bcd1fc904] can also stink! :wink:

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Jack Oskar Larm
Okay, so this [b:3371940838]Crap [/b:3371940838]analogy can be applied to most things. Let's just not forget that our [b:3371940838]crap[/b:3371940838] can also stink! :wink:

I know mine definitely does... wheeewwy...

It can be really stinky at times.

LOL

But, I at least will face, admit it, and work on changing me from it.

Sorry, could not buy into the LGAT mindset that sees it as someone elses Crap.

Sorry, can't be that narcisstic in my life.

Maybe the reason that the LGAT mindset could not get rooted in my life.

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Jack Oskar Larm
Okay, so this [b:5815147fdf]Crap [/b:5815147fdf]analogy can be applied to most things. Let's just not forget that our [b:5815147fdf]crap[/b:5815147fdf] can also stink! :wink:

True, but the term "stink" is relative. I'll devote a thread to my own stink after I start a cult or an LGAT :D

What? Your crap stinks???

I think we have a course you can do for that. :lol:

JOhn

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John Fox
What? Your crap stinks???

I think we have a course you can do for that. :lol:

JOhn

OH, THANK XENU! Finally THE answer! LOL, that killed me John. :lol:

Graphic designers use the acronym CRAP to mean:

[b:5371b22d7c]C[/b:5371b22d7c]ontrast
[b:5371b22d7c]R[/b:5371b22d7c]epetition
[b:5371b22d7c]A[/b:5371b22d7c]lignment
[b:5371b22d7c]P[/b:5371b22d7c]roximity

An interesting set, me thinks. Are there links between these words and the doctrine of LGATs? :lol: