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whitemoon
Well, according to Siddha, none of us even scratch the surface of qualification ...
but, it is a very good question ...
everyone seems to have the answer according to their own scribes of what is right and wrong ...
but we all know that according to Siddha, we will never get there ...
but
You can try ... by:
eating vegetarian food
chanting a zillion rounds everyday on your beads
abstaining from intercourse unless for the purpose of procreating children
not drinking
not doing drugs
not gambling
and entering into a loving relationship with some mysterious blue god called Krishna who plays with the cows, drinks yoghurt (when he is not stealing it in playful transcendental times)
I think the formula can be written down something like this:
Number of rounds chanted during the lifetime (minus those while on the crapper, or while dozing, of course)... minus the number of hamburgers eaten in the lifetime, minus the square root of the number of orgasms experienced (plus the number of children you have begot), multiplied by the amount of money donated to Prabhupad Number 2* (expressed in US dollars) and all this expressed as the logarithm of your desire to enjoy the material world, plus what you are thinking of at the time of death...
SCORE:
95-100 - Krishna loka! 8)
80-100 - Heavenly planets for a very, very long time. :)
1-79 - Come back to the material world and suffer accordingly. :o
0 - Minus numbers - Take birth as a dinosaur and experience getting eaten by a Tyrannosaurus for millions of lifetimes - to teach you that this world is NOT a place of enjoyment. :x
:P
* money donated to Prabhupad Number 1 to be divided by 10.
:roll: