Anybody want a drink of some nice, cool and refreshing $oka Gakkai Cult Org. kool-aid??"Japan is right over there somewhere ... beyond this beautiful horizon.
And SENSEI is there, working EVERY single day to encourage the members.
I want to learn from every step that he make in HIS life, ... I want to hear his voice, ... watch his interactions with members, ...
(hee!) ... and make funny jokes."
"World Tribune, delivering Sensei's words, ... as well as ...
members' experiences, $oka Gakkai Headquarters Meeting Video,
Every second Thursday,
At Burbank Activity Center."
(Hiccup, BURP!) Err, excuse me.
I'm telling ya, you just can't make this stuff up.