Not having gone through the Mormon 'experience' myself, I would value your opinions. The following is some Mormon humor that was submitted by readers regarding a news article on a Mormon comedian.
Please reply with which ones are/aren't funny, and any that you feel should be dropped (such as joke #4).
Thanks in advance.
Joke 1: Just reading through the old family history with photos and now I know. Bo Derek was a "10" and in polygamy terms a "10" is one 4, and two 3s.
Joke 2: Did you know that they celebrate Pioneer Day (July 24th) in 2 other states? Missouri and Oregon. Missouri because the Mormons left and Oregon because they never got that far.
Joke 3: Why should you always take 2 Mormons fishing with you instead of 1? If you take 1 he'll drink all your beer!
Joke 4: Did you hear about the Mormon girl who was having a sex party with five guys at once? She left once she heard that the alcohol arrived.
Joke 5: Why are crows black? They refused to eat crickets in the pre-existence...
Joke 6: What do Mormons say on the second date? "I do."
Joke 7: How can you tell you're at a Mormon wedding? The bride is not pregnant, but her mother is.
Joke 8: Two Mormons walk into a Provo bar, but only one is a member ...
I was raised mormon in Utah, but I'm not mormon now.
#1 not funny, dumb
#2 Very funny to me. I would think not funny to a mormon (Thinking of how my mormon family would react)
#3 Very funny to me and probably to mormons also. I'd tell this one to a good mormon.
#4 Not funny. Chastity is as much a no no as liquor
#5 Not really funny
#7 Great one. LIke this a lot. So would mormons
#8 I don't get it.