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We could have a whole years' worth of festivals mocking gurus!!!

At the Werner one you'd have drinking games and tongue twisters based on the catchphrases of the Forum.

:lol: Great ideas guys! A pub crawl with a twist!

I'd like to hear someone half cut trying to say 'already always listening' or 'be unreasonable', three more shooters pleeze! :shock: ...."I'm not as think as you drunk I am".....

For the werner mockery you'd need something that ridicules and bashes him as the only cult leader who tries to hide his role as the 'central authority figure'. Like, maybe a float filled with hot air, shaped like werner, with repetitive movements of some sort, and something to really highlight a self imposed exile :)
And of course, include the cuban cigar and some cheap champagne, 'Guru Perignon'...