The Passion of Werner Erhard
After Werner's death a disconsolate disciple gets shitfaced,
purchases some takeout.
Next morning, when hungover the crapulous disciple
discovers that a stale samosa has taken the form of Werner's visage.
Days pass. The object does not
go moldy. Flies avoid it. Vermin drop dead
after taking a nibble.
Throngs of disciples come to visit.
If any skeptic says a bad word about Werner,
the samosa oozes lurid red curry.
If someone praises Werner, the Holy Snack oozes sweet tamarind.
Time goes on. Yet more pilgrims appear and wear deep rut in the carpet
leading to the disciple's bedsit.
The disciple has his building purchased by Landmark and is
kicked out. When he complains, he's told he's running a racket.
With full control of the Saintly Samosa, the entire building is made into a marble shrine. Inside the chapel is windowless, sound proof, all seating arranged to Landmark specifications.
To symbolize how they have been healed, departing disciples
leave behind piles upon piles of discarded tennis rackets.
"seating arranged to Landmark specifications"
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/28/2017 11:25AM by corboy.