Pointless humor anyone?
Posted by:
Coldnosesandfluffytails
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Date: December 08, 2005 05:57AM
Humor
They say one of the first things to go is a sense of humor...
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How many Forum leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Forum leaders don't change lightbulbs, because the Forum is not meant to solve any problems which are better addressed by a physican, psychiatrist or electrician.
Instead they take about 150 other malfunctioning lightbulbs to show the lightbulb that it doesn't function because of its past,
let's say it was dropped in its early childhood.
When it gets that-- it gets off and therefore gets on.
Please notice that getting off and on at the same time requires a nonlinear approach.
Markus
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How many Forum leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sheesh.......
Get your data straight........
a REAL forum leader wouldn't change it
change causes persistence.
no change gives transformation
transformation equals enlightenment and saves you about 59 cents.
dp
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Regarding how many Forum leaders it takes to change a lightbulb, my son came up with this answer. Thought you might enjoy.
Forum leaders would most likely not change the bulb. They usually have an eager team of volunteers who have much more time to redefine their future and declare themselves to be, right down to their very essence, the possibility of that bulb being changed.
Furthermore, who they would most likely tend to be is an accountability, in regards to changing the lightbulb, for which they could be securely held.
In the event of a breakdown in accountability by one or several of these beings it would most likely be pointed out by the Forum leader that what they know they don't know, and what they don't know that they don't know is that while looking into the past for an incident that could have contributed to their resistance to completion of this lightbulb changing mission,
a Scientologist already stopped by and took care of it.
son of Sam
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How many New Forum Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he should commit to bring ten friends on Tuesday night or the light bulb won't stay changed.
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Q: How many Landmark Education International Leaders does it take to fix the copier?
A: Usually, about six.
One to clear the paper jam, and 5 to provide a powerful listening.
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Q: How many anti-cult activists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Before you consider changing that lightbulb, gather all the facts and solicit feedback from outside sources.
Visit the award winning website Light Bulbs: Right or Wrong.
Are you sure that lightbulb actually needs changing?
How did it get broken? Perhaps it was meant to be a dimwatt. Will you be required to change other light bulbs? Perhaps even spotlights.
Back in '83, there's a documented case of a light bulb exploding just when someone started to change it, she suffered a partially severed finger.
I've got a reading list here that traces the lightbulb directly back to candles as source. It was a candle that got knocked over and started the Chicago fire. Many people have been burned by candles.
Thomas Edison was a known Nazi Sympathizer.
In buying into the paradigm that light bulbs need changing you are forwarding the goals of General Electric, a for profit company.
Stop the madness...
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Q: How many est followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A roomful. They take turns as the leader tells them what rotten and worthless bulb screwers they are. No one is allowed to leave the room to go to the bathroom while the bulb screwing is in progress.
(Notes: est (Erhard Seminars Training) was some sort of self-esteem-building programme that was popular in the late 1970s. The sessions were as described in the punchline.)
quoted from A Lightbulb Joke archive
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Q: How many est followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Actually, the answer is "none". The lightbulb is perfect just the way it is, and has barriers to the experience and expression of that perfection.
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More amusing stuff...
Brother are you saved?
The Philadelphia Forum, a newspaper, gets a lot of calls for the Forum.
To Be Continued...
They say one of the first things to go is a sense of humor...
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How many Forum leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Forum leaders don't change lightbulbs, because the Forum is not meant to solve any problems which are better addressed by a physican, psychiatrist or electrician.
Instead they take about 150 other malfunctioning lightbulbs to show the lightbulb that it doesn't function because of its past,
let's say it was dropped in its early childhood.
When it gets that-- it gets off and therefore gets on.
Please notice that getting off and on at the same time requires a nonlinear approach.
Markus
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How many Forum leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sheesh.......
Get your data straight........
a REAL forum leader wouldn't change it
change causes persistence.
no change gives transformation
transformation equals enlightenment and saves you about 59 cents.
dp
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Regarding how many Forum leaders it takes to change a lightbulb, my son came up with this answer. Thought you might enjoy.
Forum leaders would most likely not change the bulb. They usually have an eager team of volunteers who have much more time to redefine their future and declare themselves to be, right down to their very essence, the possibility of that bulb being changed.
Furthermore, who they would most likely tend to be is an accountability, in regards to changing the lightbulb, for which they could be securely held.
In the event of a breakdown in accountability by one or several of these beings it would most likely be pointed out by the Forum leader that what they know they don't know, and what they don't know that they don't know is that while looking into the past for an incident that could have contributed to their resistance to completion of this lightbulb changing mission,
a Scientologist already stopped by and took care of it.
son of Sam
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How many New Forum Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he should commit to bring ten friends on Tuesday night or the light bulb won't stay changed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many Landmark Education International Leaders does it take to fix the copier?
A: Usually, about six.
One to clear the paper jam, and 5 to provide a powerful listening.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many anti-cult activists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Before you consider changing that lightbulb, gather all the facts and solicit feedback from outside sources.
Visit the award winning website Light Bulbs: Right or Wrong.
Are you sure that lightbulb actually needs changing?
How did it get broken? Perhaps it was meant to be a dimwatt. Will you be required to change other light bulbs? Perhaps even spotlights.
Back in '83, there's a documented case of a light bulb exploding just when someone started to change it, she suffered a partially severed finger.
I've got a reading list here that traces the lightbulb directly back to candles as source. It was a candle that got knocked over and started the Chicago fire. Many people have been burned by candles.
Thomas Edison was a known Nazi Sympathizer.
In buying into the paradigm that light bulbs need changing you are forwarding the goals of General Electric, a for profit company.
Stop the madness...
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Q: How many est followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A roomful. They take turns as the leader tells them what rotten and worthless bulb screwers they are. No one is allowed to leave the room to go to the bathroom while the bulb screwing is in progress.
(Notes: est (Erhard Seminars Training) was some sort of self-esteem-building programme that was popular in the late 1970s. The sessions were as described in the punchline.)
quoted from A Lightbulb Joke archive
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Q: How many est followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Actually, the answer is "none". The lightbulb is perfect just the way it is, and has barriers to the experience and expression of that perfection.
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More amusing stuff...
Brother are you saved?
The Philadelphia Forum, a newspaper, gets a lot of calls for the Forum.
To Be Continued...
Pointless humor anyone?
Posted by:
Excalibur
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Date: December 08, 2005 09:29AM
Q: How many brainwashed Scam-mark fools who work/recruit for nothing while the big-wigs keep the money does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: There IS no lightbulb! Don't forget, there's no such thing as reality. Unless of course you choose to PERCEIVE there's one.
A: There IS no lightbulb! Don't forget, there's no such thing as reality. Unless of course you choose to PERCEIVE there's one.
Pointless humor anyone?
Posted by:
Toni
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Date: December 08, 2005 12:17PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
tks for the laughs!
tks for the laughs!
Pointless humor anyone?
Posted by:
Coldnosesandfluffytails
()
Date: December 09, 2005 02:54AM
Everyone:
Feel free to contribute your own. I'd love to see some new material myself, because after this "I got nothin'."
CNFT
Time to poke fun at myself:
Q: How many psychology majors does it take to fix a light bulb?
A: Hard to say, but we'd first help the bulb to make sure that its decision wasn't based on irrational thinking, next help it to feel empowered TO change, and finally to help it feel entitled and validated in its decision to do so.
Q: How many mystics does it take to fix a light bulb?
A: None. We'd simply grope in the dark until we attained "inner illumination." :P
Feel free to contribute your own. I'd love to see some new material myself, because after this "I got nothin'."
CNFT
Time to poke fun at myself:
Q: How many psychology majors does it take to fix a light bulb?
A: Hard to say, but we'd first help the bulb to make sure that its decision wasn't based on irrational thinking, next help it to feel empowered TO change, and finally to help it feel entitled and validated in its decision to do so.
Q: How many mystics does it take to fix a light bulb?
A: None. We'd simply grope in the dark until we attained "inner illumination." :P
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