Sparky,
A business is only ever on the auction block for a 'peppercorn', a nominal sum like $1, if it already carries a shedload of debt which the buyer agrees to take on. For your two bucks you will be the proud owner of millions if not billions of liability.
You would have to start a new cult to pay for it!
Here's a cheaper option for would-be publishers:
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