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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: zeuszor ()
Date: June 18, 2007 08:15AM

It's a real, actual, legal, legit ordination. It costs zero dollars to be ordained, and anybody can get one. With it, you can perform legal weddings, baptisms, perform funerals, and any and all clergy-related activities.


With it, you are an ACTUAL, ordained minister under US law.

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: Fishbulb ()
Date: June 18, 2007 10:22AM

I think you can also ordain others, with their permission, including cartoon characters, famous dead people, non-famous dead people, your pet cat, and the like.

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: Jack Oskar Larm ()
Date: June 18, 2007 10:53AM

As we have a habit of saying in this country, "Only in America!"

LOL.

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: zeuszor ()
Date: June 18, 2007 12:33PM

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zeuszor
It's a real, valid ordination, too. And the ordination itself is FREE.

Oh, I hate going off topic, but I...just...can't...help...myself...

What do you mean by 'real' and 'valid' and 'ordination' and 'free'?

BTW, I think this thread is headed for LOCK DOWN!

I hope that RR does not lock it. This is a fun thread, don't you think?

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: cultreporter ()
Date: June 18, 2007 01:36PM

This certainly is a very funny thread - Jake your knowledge is so good maybe you can help me? I have heard there is a guru who initiates disciples online but I cant find it.

I love this site : [www.venganza.org]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

As far as religions Pastafarians have pirates and a heaven where there is a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: zeuszor ()
Date: June 20, 2007 12:28PM

Here's a good one; it's a send-up of the Fred Phelps bunch's antics.

[www.godhatesshrimp.com]

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: Fishbulb ()
Date: June 20, 2007 11:52PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you go to the Links section of God Hates Shrimp ( :lol: ) you'll find another site called God Hates Figs ( :lol: ).

Thanks for the hysterical laughs!!! Too funny!!!

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: Jack Oskar Larm ()
Date: June 21, 2007 12:04PM

Now that's funny!

I wonder how many things 'God' hates according to Bible verse?

Surely someone's made an exhaustive list...

Kind of puts things in perspective. Hmmm....

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Flat Earth Society
Posted by: zeuszor ()
Date: June 21, 2007 12:53PM

[www.youtube.com]

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Posted by: zeuszor ()
Date: June 21, 2007 01:04PM

[www.youtube.com]

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