Hate to interrupt your witty (weedy?) repartee, but I stumbled upon this site, by a "Rev. Greg." The short article up top is interesting, but the discussion down below is even MORE interesting - it deals with Lisa Jones, of Buddhajones (in)fame. Her website was taken down under pressure from SGI, I understand. The "Rev Greg" certainly takes an uncharitable view of her, referring to her as a "failed cultie"!
There are some things in life it's better to fail at...