BREAKING NEWS: Put a Shovel to It
"Ground Breaking For New Library Complex"July 4, 2016
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"Big things are happening . . . the start of construction for a new Library and Administration Center . . .
(watch your wallets)."
"Craig Haworth, Chairman of the Board
(bored), Chancellor Hargrave
(so humble), performed
(with their public face, not their private one) . . . followed by great celebration
(and fundraising soon thereafter)."
"The new building . . . will be a 46,000 square-foot library complex
(in the day of the internet), housing a collection of 70,000 theological and general education books
(most of which will be out-of-date by the time they hit the shelves)."
"It will also include a reading room, a computer lab, classrooms, offices, conference rooms, a theater, a university store and a cafe
(the real reason for the 46,000 sq./ft.)."
"Jeremy Statler . . . is working with Rick Holbrook, head of the planning committee
(watch your wallets while looking for hidden passageways and secret chambers)."
"The grand opening of the library is planned for summer 2017
(really?--did anyone consult with the Iowa Winter?)."