Re: The Living Word Fellowship, The Walk, John Robert Stevens
Date: March 22, 2019 03:29PM
to the queries of alphonso honeybutt, my personal driver, from ohman, onion and changedagain, i am sorry to say he left, while in colorado a few weeks ago, he had , what i characterize as a bit too much "green", as in colorado dispensary green, if you know what i mean, if ever you had seen, the green scene, the hargrave machine which was never too clean, but alphonso was keen (all he wanted from me was as much free time that i could afford him, which was ample; grow lights in my basement for his "product" for self-consumption only; range raised chickens and cage-free eggs [that is all i ever see him eat, chicken and eggs] and unlike me, never uttered a word obscene, never left the house unclean, so unfettered like an untethered (i know, maybe not a true word) bean (i know,i KNOW, makes no sense but rhymes and anyway, just everything about alphonso makes no sense so why be i troubled? oh yeah, you asked about alphonso. i swear this is true. we were playing checkers the other night, or maybe it was chess or maybe it was catan or maybe old maid or splendor; i don't exactly recall - on my 3rd glass of merlot and alphonso on his 3rd bowl (and folks, i mean, merries, we're not talking about alphonso's wheaties) and just before the game ends (btw, i was kicking his ass - had his queen or he had the old maid, cannot quite recall) he stands up and exclaims he just had an epiphany, a dictate from the universe. kinda weird, alphonso claims to be the agnostic of the agnostics, not unsimiliar to our embracing our being the remnant of the agnostics, oops, remnant of the remnant. most everyone of us has to feel special from time to time (or just to time) and alphonso honetbutt is no different, usually. but this time alphonso went off, what i regard as the deep end. looked at me and said "paul (never knew me as "prettyboy"), i gotta go - the universe needs me and i need the the keys to the car, 2 credit cards and $200 cash. i said "honeybutt (yeah, sounds kinky but that is how i generally address him), what is so urgent?" he looked me with unflinching eyes and said "mr. young, (first time he so addressed me), give me the goddamned keys, the 2 credit cards and the 2 ben franklins and now please sir, good friend". i then told him ok but could he tell me why the urgency. this is what honeybutt said - "i need to leave for d.c. asap; uncle joe is joining the 12,000 or so other democrats vying for the demos pres. nominee and he is early on looking for a running mate, and i'm the guy". i said "alphonso, that's great inspiration but what have you to lend to the ticket were you to be chosen? "maaaaaaannn, that's so simple it's like poop to the pooper. it's about bud, dude and i ain't talking about budweiser".
he left about an hour before i read these previous posts inquiring about him. he may be on cnn tomorrow night.