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Blue Pill
Q - How many Landdies does it take to change a Light bulb?
A - 5
One to tell you it doesn't matter anyway because the universe is meaningless,
One to tell you its only your perception its broken and needs replacing
One to lend you a spirit level to make sure its vertical when you are done
One to tell you about the time they became "present" to a light bulbs real purpose, that being to occasionally break so that you could have a conversation with another Landie about the real purpose of a light bulb and have a damn good cry about it and then whoop, cheer and clap like demented Gibbons.
AND.......
One to take £4000 of your money for a course called "Light bulbs - Do they exist?"
Gee I'm in a mood!
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Actually, it's 6-
You forgot one for acknowledging you for changing the lightbulb.