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Re: LGAT Comedy Corner - The Passion of Werner Erhard
Posted by: bakkagirl ()
Date: August 07, 2018 08:58PM

I just listened to Werner's "In the Heart of the Matter"

[www.youtube.com]

And, achieved a state of 'oneness' and 'bliss' that no other experience has afforded.

Based on this experience, alone, I wish to honor our leader!!! Let's go, as they say.

corboy wrote:

More ideas.. Aids to devotion..sacramentals

Holy medals Absolutely -- can we digitally print these?

Votive candles. Can we digitally produce these? I have burned my share, and I know QUALITY!!!

And the Wernerian religion equivalent of the rosary .This is complex, because it must include repetitions of his MANY names/aliases, but we can work this out!


Joyful mysteries of Werner's life

Let's not F' around, let's go for Werner's "Stations of the Cross!"

Conception birth utters first word moment he got it when driving over the Golden Gate bridge etc

Here I think we can go really Catholic with wax replicas of his car crossing the BRIDGE, and the saint sitting therein."




. Sorrowful mysteries

Rejection by classmates
Ignored or deserted by parents
Adverse publicity Episodes 1,2,3.

Yes, absolutely, and, all of those doors shut in his face as he hawked encylopedias,

Certainly, we must honor his female consorts, the mothers of his abandoned and abused children, as they are especially holy.

Can we start TOMORROW????

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Re: LGAT Comedy Corner - The Passion of Werner Erhard
Posted by: kdag ()
Date: August 08, 2018 02:36AM

Well, not everybody who follows him is Catholic. We'd better get someone in there chanting his name in Tibetan Deep Voice, accompanied by singing bowls, and may as well throw in someone playing a didgeridoo.

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Re: LGAT Comedy Corner - The Passion of Werner Erhard
Posted by: bakkagirl ()
Date: August 08, 2018 03:49AM

kdag,

Thank you for pointing out that our master is adored the world over. Please do what you can to facilitate ALL expressions of worship.

Wait a minute, S. Korea just checked in:

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Re: LGAT Comedy Corner - The Passion of Werner Erhard
Posted by: kdag ()
Date: August 08, 2018 04:35AM

Hahaha, we could make polyresin statues so people can rub his belly for good luck, or set him up by the cash register and put coins in his mouth...

We could designate W.E. Day, and make floats depicting him for the parade...

Yeah! That's the ticket!!! His birthday should be an international holiday!!!!!!



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Re: LGAT Comedy Corner - The Passion of Werner Erhard
Posted by: kdag ()
Date: August 09, 2018 05:42PM

Shouldn't there be some sort of "psychopathic oath" in there somewhere, as well? His disciples would take it. It just seems fitting, or at least it does to me.

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Re: LGAT Comedy Corner - The Passion of Werner Erhard
Posted by: bakkagirl ()
Date: August 09, 2018 06:20PM

I was under the impression that they already did 'take it', the psychopathic oath, that is.

No doubt, at elite levels there are secret handshakes, blood oaths, and branding ;-).

Love the idea of an international holiday.

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Re: LGAT Comedy Corner - The Passion of Werner Erhard
Posted by: kdag ()
Date: August 19, 2018 05:00PM

This one isn't Werner Erhard, BUT an actual comedian. He has a bunch of videos out where he is poking fun at "New Age."

This is one of my personal favorites:

[youtu.be]

Oh yeah - he has one on Tony Robbins, too

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