PSI Seminars is a CON GAME!!!
Date: January 30, 2009 09:52AM
PSI Seminars, put quite bluntly, can change your life. Yeah, it will screw it up. Easily said than done, you might be saying? Sure. Anyone can claim the same, but can they follow through on it. Yes PSI can follow through with it. As long as you pay them MONEY!!!! PSI Seminars has a proven track record – over 35 years in business – of ripping off their customers on their journey to self-discovery, (that they screwed up) self-actualization, (that they have been taken in by a CON GAME), and their empowerment to take your money.
They employ a qualified(?) team of effective, motivated teachers who will motivate and effect (oh and it will effect you) you. How are they qualified you ask? They don’t even know. Call PSI seminars and asked them where their qualified team of “motivated teachers” got those credentials. Bet they can’t or won’t answer other than to say they have taken all the PSI Seminars. Taking the PSI Seminars Basic Course will leave you forever changed – for the worse. Destroyed marriages and empty pockets. That is the TRUE mission of PSI.
PSI Seminars workshops will target the areas of expertise that so often as of late go untouched and unheeded. Yes it does. At the Basic Course, you won’t learn about finance, or the economy, or how to run a business. Instead, you will be given the basic, fundamental tools proven to lead to great success in all facets of life. Private, public, business, interpersonal – if you adhere to the program? Yes, people “THE PROGRAM.” All these areas will see a marked improvement (No you won’t). Armed with these new tools, you’ll be ready to set off and blaze your own trail to personal and professional disaster, ruined marriages and relationships.
But just how can a four-day course prepare you for happiness? Well it can’t. That why after attending the basic you just have to sign up for the other “PROGRAMS.” PSI Seminars instructors lead the classes by hypnotic suggestion and with ample opportunities for all students to fall under the influence in the brainwashing exercises. Check out the kool-aid in the hallway before they start. It’s laced with drugs to lower you inhibitions. The PSI “teachers” are not your regular college professors, lecturing dispassionately from a podium a hundred feet away. No, PSI instructors are con men trained to take your money and destroy your relationships. They are passionate experts who engage the classroom and teach through example and participation until you run out of money.
In the Basic Course, you will learn to communicate and lead by communicating with classmates and performing leadership exercises only to return to the real world and throw your relationships away because your “new friends” are the only ones who understand you. It’s all hands on instruction that brainwashes your mind and all your senses at once, immersing you in a powerful hypnotic trance. Destroy long standing relationships with your family and began new ones with your fellow PSI cult members.
Just remember to approach with a closed mind and an open wallet and plenty of money, and you too can become a PSI Cult Member, and stay as long as the money lasts and reap the benefits of PSI Seminars. The benefits: broken marriages, lost relationships, loss of mental health. Then you too can find the “right” person on the internet dating sites.
White lights and workshops? Give me a break.