Alison Spiers Hortor minister:

1: Rules for success grovel and l mean grovel to Alison, Rash spiders.

2: Vestry if you are bright and intelligent, seen as a threat and called being.... Rebellious or independent.

3: Excorcism was weekly with some poor soul being told they were filthy, filthy, filthy.
The knee treatment was for those under 40.

4: Fairy dust sprinkling was for her sycophsnts and they were prayed with constantly and called blessing!

5: There was regular howling, and screaming from the vestry and l don't mean from the blood dripping animals from her vision.

6: All consenting sane Adults.

7: "Beware Largs you will be getting the pretend nice sort of funny but not funny Spiers.
Seriously did anyone laugh at those s... Jokes.

8: The preaching at camp from her, we'll she was like a different woman, sounded intelligent and usually said a lot less about breaking, yielding and left out the maggots and blood!

9: Elaine Mc Ken ie Smith has ruined her life following that woman. Where is God in all that?
Katie had huge issues working out where Spiers fitted in, we all did. Apart from the precious ones like lamb chops, Hyde and Janice Henderson.
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