Torah True Opinions
Date: July 08, 2002 02:53AM
Torah True Opinions (hencefore referred to as "TTO's". "Find the TTO" is a favorite game among BT's everywhere, especially at D'var Yerushalayim which was my first stop in the BT yeshiva world.
It's simple. You ask a question no one can possibly answer like: "Is God so powerful that he can make a rock so heavy that he can't lift it?"
You should know I actually asked this question on 2 "Ask the Rabbi" sites. I got 2 totally different, conflicting opinions. Both of them bona fide TTO's of course.
Basically, what happens is that you're about to eat treif (non-kosher) because of anomolies like this, but some Rabbi comes to your rescue, explaining that your only problem is that you didn't talk to him about it getting the TTO. ( And it can go round robin that eventually, he can't answer a question and you have to find another Rabbi).
Your faith restored, you go off singing "Eyn Kelokeynu" and guess which famous singing Rabbi wrote 3 really spiffy version of it that I have on recordings?