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cultreporter
... What I will say is that I will be selling my writing which is nothing that a professional writer doesnt do.
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just-googling
Siddhaswarupananda did encourage martial arts and boxing among his followers and disciples.
However, methinks that fasting and vegetarianism
do not mix with heavyweight boxing
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just-googling
Okay, time for a poetic break, I reckon
For those who do not like my twisted sense of humour, feel free to scroll to the next post...!
This is my latest poem, "The Beach Bum"
dedicated to that sassy lassie - Dassi...
[u:5f0162b111]THE BEACH BUM[/u:5f0162b111]
We were slogging from door to door
While Kris was surfing at the beach
Promoting candidates Hoshijo and Moore
While Kris was surfing at the beach
Separated from the peacefulness of the ocean's roar
While Kris was surfing at the beach
Hitting the sidewalks, the streets, the hard cement
Saving the world with our Godly Government
And now they're sending their daughters off to war
To kill the enemy? To even the score?
While Kris is surfing at the beach
And meanwhile, ISKCON were chanting in the street
but, "we're holier than thou ... we just can't be beat!"
Believing that we were the holiest folk on the earth
Freeing ourselves from death and rebirth...
At the end of the day: one banana with yeast?
While Kris was enjoying a multi-course feast?
And, yet to us Krishna always remains out of reach?
While Kris is enjoying the waves at the beach.
So, "Who am I?" you may ask, this blasphemous scum...
Errrrr, sorry, can't say ... just another Beach Bum
And if Kris asks you for service, for money, or to preach...
Just tell him you're sorry,
you'll be surfing at the beach.
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Four easy steps to enlightenment, by J. Googling:
1. Face piles of trials with smiles.
2. Keep as cool as you can.
3. Keep on thinking free.
4. Love God, especially the Fish Incarnation - more elusive than the Boar, and more slippery than the half-Lion. And real cool.
:D
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just-googling
Yo, Quotesman, laughing is indeed good for the soul...
While we're in a laughing mood, how about this one:
What does Siddha have in common with the Blues Brothers?
They are both on a mission from God.[/color:86c37fa5d0]
:lol:
In case you didn't see this from the other website:
How many devotees does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to put the lightbulb in and two to type up the report to Srila Prabhupad. [/color:86c37fa5d0]
:lol:
[Tuco says, "Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the fire hydrant."][/size:86c37fa5d0][/color:86c37fa5d0]