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I'm kind of speechless, but surely there must be countless stories about this one.

Near the end of the "Process" section they claim that you will be able to fly.

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The Pineal gland has certain psychic and navigational functions. Navigational means one can fly like the birds.

They also go on to say:

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You can develop psychic skills of telepathy, television and have your body at different places simultaneously.

Awesome! Now I can send one of me to work while the other me sleeps and farts around on the computer all day.

At least once a week I see something on Rickross.com that makes me say, "Now I've seen it all". This is the one for this week!