Quakers and McKays
Date: March 02, 2007 06:45PM
The Top 40 commands of Jesus Dave ignores or reinterprets (The JC interpretation is in italics)
[list:94e9b040a0]1. *Obey my commandments* - Jn 14:15, 21, 23; II Jn 6
[i:94e9b040a0]Obey Dave’s commandments[/i:94e9b040a0]
2. *Love God and others *- Jn 15:12, Mt 22:37-40
[i:94e9b040a0]If you reject Dave you are rejecting God[/i:94e9b040a0]
3. *Go and preach to all the world *- Mk 16:15, Mt 28:19
[i:94e9b040a0]Ignore cultural appropriateness… they are sinners anyway.[/i:94e9b040a0]
4. *Don't delay, do it now *- Jn 4:35, 9:4, 12:35
[i:94e9b040a0]Don’t stop to think if it is right or wrong just tell em they are wrong![/i:94e9b040a0]
5. *Take nothing for your journey* - Lk 9:3, 10:4
[i:94e9b040a0]Except a 4wd, trailer load of money making tracts, a few lap tops, well it means nothing you can’t carry or ship.[/i:94e9b040a0]
6. *Don't work for food *- Jn 6:27, Mt 6:24-33, Lk 12:29
[i:94e9b040a0]But it is OK to sell booklets for $$$ because we can use that[/i:94e9b040a0]
7. *Work for me & my kingdom* - Mt 11:28-30, Lk 12:31
[i:94e9b040a0]Work for Dave and HIS kingdom.[/i:94e9b040a0]
8. *Sell all that you own* - Lk 11:41, 12:33, 18:22
[i:94e9b040a0]Or give it to us.[/i:94e9b040a0]
9. *Don't store things that you're not using* - Mt 6:19
[i:94e9b040a0]Except newspaper clippings, Mo books, tracts, etc.[/i:94e9b040a0]
10. *Don't charge for what you do* - Mt 10:8
[i:94e9b040a0]You better meet your doney distributing quota of at least $60 per 100 tracts[/i:94e9b040a0]
11. *Give to God what belongs to God *- Lk 20:25, Mt 22:21
[i:94e9b040a0]Because we are God’s “elect” it all belongs to us. So give it to us.[/i:94e9b040a0]
12. *Don't waste time on argumentative people *- Mt 7:6
[i:94e9b040a0]It is OK to bait people and cause arguments because it makes people think we are being persecuted[/i:94e9b040a0]
13. *Invite the poor to eat with you *- Lk 14:12-14
[i:94e9b040a0]Then tell them to give all their possessions to you, because God hates their greed.[/i:94e9b040a0]
14. *Give to anyone who asks *- Lk 6:30, Mk 6:37
[i:94e9b040a0]Except non JC’s[/i:94e9b040a0]
15. *If you pray, fast, or give, do it secretly* - Mt 6:1-11
[i:94e9b040a0]But make sure everybody KNOWS you are doing it secretly.[/i:94e9b040a0]
16. *Don't use vain repetitions when praying *- Mt 6:7
[i:94e9b040a0]Don’t ask Dave too many questions[/i:94e9b040a0]
17. *Don't advertise healings* - Mt 9:30, 12:16
[i:94e9b040a0]Do advertise kidney donations.[/i:94e9b040a0]
18. *Take the lowest position in meetings *- Lk 14:8-10
[i:94e9b040a0]Doesn’t apply to JC’s because we are the “elect” of God.[/i:94e9b040a0]
19. *Don't be called Father, Mister, etc. *- Mt 23:9-10
[i:94e9b040a0]But instead be called “Captain of the ship”, “Anointed Apostle”, “Leader”, “Graduate”, “elect of God”[/i:94e9b040a0]
20. *Beware of hypocrisy and greed* - Lk 12:1, 15
[i:94e9b040a0]Which has deceived and carried away the whole world which lies OUTSIDE of the JC’s[/i:94e9b040a0]
21. *Take up your cross and follow me *- Mk 8:34
[i:94e9b040a0]Take up you whip and follow Dave[/i:94e9b040a0]
22. *Live in me, and live in my love *- Jn 15:4, 9
[i:94e9b040a0]Leave the JC’s and you will be dammed[/i:94e9b040a0]
23. *Eat whatever people give you *- Lk 10:7
[i:94e9b040a0]Criticize them afterwards where they cannot hear you.[/i:94e9b040a0]
24. *Rejoice when you are persecuted* - Lk 6:23
[i:94e9b040a0]We haven’t been persecuted yet, but we do rejoice when we upset people.[/i:94e9b040a0]
25. *Move to another city if persecuted* - Mt 10:23
[i:94e9b040a0]Move to another city if people start to wake up to the fact that you are scamming them[/i:94e9b040a0]
26. *Love, bless, and pray for your enemies *- Lk 6:27-29
[i:94e9b040a0]Offer to whip your enemies or to shave their head for the sins they have committed against you[/i:94e9b040a0]
27. *Do to others as you'd have them do to you *- Lk 6:31
[i:94e9b040a0]We do to others before they get a chance to do to us because we don’t trust them.[/i:94e9b040a0]
28. *Be agreeable with your adversaries *- Lk 12:58, Mt 5:25
[i:94e9b040a0]Take them to court for $$$[/i:94e9b040a0]
29. *Forgive others* - Mk 11:25-26, Mt 6:12, Lk 6:37
[i:94e9b040a0]Take them to court for $$$[/i:94e9b040a0]
30. *Cut off your hand if it offends you *- Mk 9:43
[i:94e9b040a0]Imagine carrying a knife in your pocket; that is good enough.[/i:94e9b040a0]
31. *Don't be afraid of people* - Lk 12:4-5
[i:94e9b040a0]Be afraid of ex members because they will lead you astray from the doctrines of Dave[/i:94e9b040a0]
32. *Let the dead bury the dead *- Mt 8:22
[i:94e9b040a0]You only have to think about yourself.[/i:94e9b040a0]
33. *Rebuke a brother if he sins *- Lk 17:3, Mt 18:15-17
[i:94e9b040a0]Then whip him, after making him feel bad that you bluffingly offer your own back up first.[/i:94e9b040a0]
34. *When you judge, do it fairly* - Jn 7:24
[i:94e9b040a0]System Judges are corrupt. Only JC’s judges can judge fairly[/i:94e9b040a0]
35. *You must be born again*- Jn 3:3, Lk 18:17, Mk 10:15
[i:94e9b040a0]You must unquestioningly see things OUR way.[/i:94e9b040a0]
36. *Don't make promises for any reason* - Mt 5:34-37
[i:94e9b040a0]Because it is harder to break your word if you get too specific[/i:94e9b040a0]
37. *Don't sell things in God's house* - Jn 2:16
[i:94e9b040a0]But out on the street is OK[/i:94e9b040a0]
38. *Don't forbid others to preach Christ *- Lk 9:50
[i:94e9b040a0]Unless the are not JC’s of course[/i:94e9b040a0]
39. *Teach all nations to obey these rules* - Mt 28:20
[i:94e9b040a0]Teach all nations that Dave’s interpretations are the most correct.[/i:94e9b040a0]
40. *When you have done all these things, say, "We have only done that which was our duty to do." *- Lk 17:10
[i:94e9b040a0]We have faithfully carried out all the commands our Anointed Apostle Dave has required of us.[/i:94e9b040a0]
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[b:94e9b040a0]Don't mention CORBAN.[/b:94e9b040a0] :oops: